Louis CK for President

Why vote?

“We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.” ― Thomas Jefferson

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why protest?

“The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.” ― Thomas Jefferson

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What Louis CK says about war

"If people end up thinking I'm a pussy, terrific. As long as it's compelling and they say "Let's watch that pussy on tv next week." - Louis CK


"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life."" - Hugh Sidey

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Why Louis CK follows 0 people on twitter

"I'd really like to be rid of it. I mean, I have a huge responsibility to everybody that works for me and gives me this job to promote it as much as I can. But if this season launches well and it feels like the show is in good shape, I might shut it down. I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. People write me, and they're like, "Why don't you f---ing entertain me?" Or they go, "Stop promoting yourself and say something funny." But I'm not a Twitterer! It's not my profession. It's not what I do. I just opened a Twitter account to tell people what's going on, and once in a while I get an impulse to say something." - Louis CK